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1、Son than I have ambitionWay home, son at home needs to feed it,One day curious, wish this cargo in the kindergarten how to eat, then go to look at the noon.This little guy has found a sister in feed him!!!Son suddenly, tears streaming down her face, the in the mind think Lao tze have ambition!儿子比老子有出息 话说家里儿子在家都要人喂才肯吃饭， 有一天好奇，心想这货在幼儿园怎么吃的，于是中午去看了一下。 这小家伙居然找了个妹子在喂他！ 顿时泪流满面，心里想着儿子比老子有出息啊！2、Cured legs disabled beggarsI am a doctor.Today saw a leg handicapped beggars on the street, just wanted to try it can cure him.So I picked up the broken bowl run in front of him.So, I cured him!治好腿有残疾的乞丐 本人医生。 今天在街上看到一个腿有残疾的乞丐，就想试试看能不能治好他。 于是我拿起了他面前的破碗撒腿就跑。 就这样，我治好了他！3、Ugly what should I doYouth asked Jackson: "everybody said I ugly, I really very ugly?"Lakers coach phil Jackson raised a glass of water, poured into the young head.Young people dont understand: "what do you mean, every day I wash your hair would not be so ugly?"Jackson said: "ugly to end water water flow more, raise a glass water the ugly is ugly." 长得丑该怎么办 青年问禅师：“大家都说我丑，我真的很丑吗？” 禅师端起一杯水，浇到青年脑袋上。 青年不解：“你的意思是，我每天都洗头就不那么丑了？” 禅师回答说：“丑到端水水更流，举杯浇丑丑更丑。”4、Roommates think himself very handsomeA roommate holds the mirror yourself half a day, suddenly say: "I good handsome!"Another said: "you this person is too hard, incredibly even oneself all cheat!"舍友觉得自己很帅 一个舍友拿着镜子照自己半天，突然说：“我好帅啊！” 另一个答道：“你这种人也太狠了，居然连自己都骗！”
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