1 At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this, John?”John got up and said: “Your forefinger． ”1 At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:said:“What is this, John?”John got up and said: “Your forefinger． ”2 At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heatand give examples．Pupil（学生） :Cold contracts, heat expands． Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer．g2 At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heatTeacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heatand give examples．Pupil（学生） :Cold contracts, heat expands． Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer．3 Twenty eight DaysTeacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty eight days in it．Nick（ thinks a little and says） ：They all have．3 Twenty eight DaysTeacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty eight days in it．Nick（ thinks a little and says） ：They all have．4 The penBill: Mary, give me your pen, please．Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes．4 The pen比尔： 玛丽， 你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽： 为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔： 因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please．Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes．5 Annes Age（安妮的年龄）Teacher: How old are you, Anne?Anne: Fifteen．Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old．Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen．5 Annes Age（安妮的年龄）Teacher: How old are you, Anne?AFiftAnne: Fifteen．Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old．Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen．
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